Recently I’ve been knee deep in an MMO rut with no where to go and nothing to do. I love the MMO genre of games, whether it be sci-fi or fantasy. Maybe I’m all MMO-ed out, maybe it’s my A-D-D, maybe the MMO’s out there just suck, either way, MMO’s today are B-O-R-I-N-G. Please help me find an MMO that is exciting, where the PVP means something and has real consequences.
Lets pick on World of Warcraft for a bit. WoW has been watered down and dumbed down. Their most recent patch lets anyone get PVP gear just by spamming Battle Grounds. All of us that actually put time into PVP to get our gear just got screwed over. Enough of WoW though, everyone knows WoW is 4 teh ghey now, am I right? (Fanboys feel free to flame!)
Next in line is WoW gone apocalyptic, Fallen Earth. Fallen Earth had a lot of promise, but the typical WoW style questing just turned me off big time and based on what I have seen on YouTube and read on the forums, the PVP is so slow and boring you can actually fall a sleep during fights. (EVE Online anyone?) The fighting animations in Fallen Earth’s character meshes are just boring and repetitive. There is nothing exciting or epic about the fighting and PVP in this game. I was expecting and little more “twitch” like shooting and carnage than it currently gives.
Now for Age of Conan. AoC has population zero. No one is playing this game. The graphics are sweet, there is tons of action and blood, but no one is playing, probably due to the crashing every 15-20 minutes. The wait times for mini games (sorta like BG’s) is over 2 hours. Enough said about AoC, epic fail from the start.
Aion Online. Aion Online was a pretty fun game, until you hit 25 and experienced PVP in the Abyss. AO’s WoW like questing was typical, but I was expecting way more in the line of PVP. Basically Aion’s PVP consists of one huge Wintergrasp like area where people fight over resources. Aion also lets you fight in your opposing faction’s land but this requires that you find rifts, and that takes way too much time for the typical PVPer. No Arena like battles, no instanced CTF like PVP matches, nothing. To be fair, I haven’t tested this game sense launch. Please feel free to rag on me and call me out if things have changed but be prepared to show me proof!
EVE Online was my first MMORPG. I played this game for 2 years on and off. The PVP in this game consists of flying out to an area called null sec (or 0.0 as some call it) and finding some ships to kill. It can take up to 20 minutes to fly to an area to find someone to shoot and it can take even longer to find people to go with. You can join what is called faction warfare, but usually this is one sided one way or the other. When a fleet is actually up and running there is usually no targets, and when there are a few targets to shoot, there is usually no fleets up. With all this said this would probably be the game I would go back to just for the fact that I can get into PVP in many different ways. The only thing is, I hate being in a space ship. I would rather watch my kick-ass avatar chop someones head off then watch a space ship spew lasers…pew…pew..pew. The PVP in EVE is very slow to get into and not very satisfying.
Darkfall: Tried it, FPS sucks, I wana see my guy chop the other guys arms off. FPS in DF is just weird. I didn’t play DF for 10 minutes and hated it for that reason. Sorry a head of time for DF fanboyz.
War Hammer. This game is too much like WoW and the graphics are kinda poopy too. Sorry, insta-fail / no – go.
Ok I just cried and complained about every major MMO on the market. Now I have to let everyone know what I am looking for in an MMO so here it is.
My Top Ten List
1. I want PVP. Straight up, head chopping, taunting, no holds bar PVP. I would say Darkfall did this right.
2. Must be third person. If I can’t watch my kick-ass avatar rip someones throat out I’m not interested. WoW has this down, but WoW’s graphics and animations are kinda kiddie.
3. Must have some sheep and wolves aspect. If I get ganked leveling up so should everyone else. This game must be grief-able and gank-able. I feel this keeps the little kids of the picture. Gank and be ganked!
4. Instanced matches is fine, but anyone should be able to leave and join. Much like WoW I hate to say it, but don’t give away rewards, make us earn them. Any noobs can get a full PVP set in a week no problem now. This blows.
5. Team Arenas. Not so important but something where you can put a team together would be cool. Maybe 10v10 CTF or something? I’d say WoW does an OK job at this.
6. Full Lute. Instead of PVP / PVE servers do Full Loot, No Loot servers. Separate the carebears from the real PVPers but don’t take away all PVP from the PVE carebears. Either split us up or make it 100% full loot all the time.
7. Sweet as animations. AoC got this right for sure. There is nothing more satisfying the the AoC finishing moves. I love it when the Conqueror puts a sword into someones chest one a time, pulls them out one at a time, and then chops the dudes head off. That’s awesome. Put that in my game too please.
8. World P-V-P. There is nothing more satisfying then going to your enemies gates and killing everyone you see. WoW broke this with their random instances (no one quests in WoW anymore, all randoms. Sad. ). EVE Online did this right, lets guilds declare war on other guilds to open up PVP a bit. That would be cool.
9. Unique crafting. I want to make a sword that no one else can have unless they get a hold of my recipe. Unique gear would be sha-weet! I don’t care about character customization so much, people don’t see that with your gear on anyways.
10. Price. $15 a month is too much. Make it $7.99 a month, heack even $9.99 a month, but $14.99 is too much. Be pro about this, make a good game and more people will by it.
11. Ok I know I said top 10 but I have 1 more! Please add a free trial, if you don’t, be prepared to fail. If you don’t have the stones to let people test your game, your game is probably trash!
Thanks for reading, let the flame wars begin!